Regrets, I Have a Few

Among them telling my college roommate Stan Buckley in 1978:

“No, I won’t get in on the ground floor on your new business venture. Not only will people NOT want to pay a buck for a cup of coffee but Starbucks is a stupid name!”

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Pigskin Point

The best reason for not instituting a college football playoff can be found in the myriad replies to: “And if we don’t?”

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Compliment or Complement???

I’ve been told by many that I am as handsome a man as Kate Beckensale is a woman. (Not Kate Beckinsale, lovely actress of “Pearl Harbor” fame, but Kate Beckensale down the street. “Big Kate,” as the street urchins taunt her.)

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Looner Fact

During their 1969 trip to the moon, Neil Armstrong became so annoyed by his ill-tempered Lunar Module occupant Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin that he soon began calling him “Buzz-kill.”

(OK, this is a lie, as we all know the moon landings were in fact a cruel hoax perpetrated upon the American public, one that so amused NASA that they repeated the stunt eight more times.)

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