Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Go Phish

Seriously, these days I would really hate to be an extremely wealthy man who happens to find himself imprisoned in a Nigerian jail, my freedom entirely dependent on the persuasive letter writing skills of my dearest friends.

BILL

Monday, February 25, 2013

Friday, February 15, 2013

Brevity Is The Soul of Wit

“Game of Thrones” actor Peter Dinklage has been added to the cast of the next installment in the “X-Men” film series. Following production, he will star in a remake of “Get Shorty.”

BILL

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Fate Accomplished

The irony regarding rogue cop Christopher Dorner is that the LAPD found him unfit to be a police officer, a finding that so enraged him he went on an unhinged killing spree that proved them right.

BILL

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

One of Those 80-20 Rules

If you had to guess who of the six below would invite as his personal guest tonight to the President’s State of The Union address a man who threatened the life of the President (Ted Nugent), who would you pick?

A Democrat from California
A Republican from Illinois
A Democrat from Michigan
A Republican from Texas
A Democrat from Missouri
A Republican from New Jersey

(Scroll down for answer)

BILL






























You were right! A Republican from Texas. Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX) (By the way, if you didn’t guess this, you really do need to read a newspaper more often…)

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

I Guess "Shill-Bud" Was Already Taken

NEWS ITEM: The three-week-old star of Budweiser's Super Bowl ad now has a name: Hope.

Anheuser-Busch said that its contest to find a name for the foal born Jan. 16 at the company's Clydesdale ranch in mid-Missouri generated more than 60,000 tweets, Facebook comments and other messages. Hope was one of the more popular names generated through the social media effort.

Other suggestions were nods to the song featured in the commercial, including Landslide — the name of the song — and Stevie — for Fleetwood Mac singer Stevie Nicks.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Oh, Say Can You See The Obvious Solution?

Another pop star finds herself under attack for her performance of the national anthem, clueless to the fact that the entire brouhaha could be avoided simply by performing the national anthem.

BILL