Crime and Punishment?

Just think how relieved Stanford rapist Brock Turner is, knowing he is being held in protective custody for the duration of his unjustly short sentence and thus immune from the horrifying prospect of rape, yet all the while knowing he inflicted the same upon a defenseless other.

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Let's Admit It:

There’s no difference in laundry soaps. I mean, have you EVER walked up to someone and gone: “Wow! Your shirts are really clean!!”

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The Ongoing Demise of Personal Responsibility

NEWS ITEM: The father of an ex-Stanford University swimmer who was sentenced to six months in jail for sexually assaulting an unconscious woman believes his son should have received probation because the 20-year-old has already suffered for “20 minutes of action.”

EDITORIAL: Taking his position to its logical extreme, infamy should not be accorded to Lee Harvey Oswald for his mere seven second deed.

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Infant's Side

The United States has the worst record among advanced nations on mandatory paid maternity leave and, in most American cities, child care costs now exceed a family’s rent.*

Welllllllllllllllllllll, all I have to say to that is: USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!!

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*Source: 5/25/16 Los Angeles Times

Trump 2016:

Because America needs a spoiled, draft-dodging, thin-skinned, penis-comparing, POW mocking, National Enquirer reading, violence-advocating, serial-lying, torture-loving, daughter-lusting, racist, sexist, clueless-re-the-workings-of-government bully to be leader of the free world.

And if you think this overloaded, try it with Hillary. I’ll comp you two. “Entitled-feeling” and “anecdote-bending.” That’s about all I got.

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Little Donnie Strikes Again!

“Hillary Clinton has to go to jail. She is guilty as hell,” Donald Trump said yesterday. (So much for the Constitution, I say.)

But that’s not the funniest part. The funniest part is he said that if elected he would investigate whether she broke the law by using a private email server for official business while secretary of state. (Dude, this already has been going on for, what, forever? Again, he’s so clueless.)

But wait, there’s more! Actually, this might be the funniest part. “If I win,” he told the crowd here, he would ask his attorney general to “take a very good look at it from a fair standpoint.” (Good luck with that legal rabbit hole.)

The guy’s a laugh a day. Like a clown wrapped in C4 explosives. But the rubes love him.

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But The Rubes Love Him

Little Donnie says if Hillary Clinton supports gun restrictions then she shouldn't be protected by armed Secret Service agents. Only an idiot would equate “some gun restrictions” with the complete lack of protection for the possible next leader of the free world.

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