Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Burning Down The House

During a May 25 phone call with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Donald Trump referenced the War of 1812, and accused the U.S. neighbor and ally of having once burned down the White House.

It was the British who did this. Moreover, Canada wasn’t even a country then.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Trump Administration.

BILL

Monday, June 11, 2018

Malice in Wonderland

Alienating decades-long allies while warming up to Russia and North Korea.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Trump Administration.

(And, by the way, I’d give my left one to have Kim Jong-un look Trump in the eye and say: “Tell you what, babe: You get rid of yours and we’ll get rid of ours.”

BILL

PS: Nice job, Trumpettes!

Friday, June 8, 2018

The BAND the Eagles Had More Members!

Only two – that’s right, two – members or officials of the Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles wanted to go to the White House, leading Trump to state that they disagree with him about standing for the National Anthem. (You know, the song Trump doesn’t know the words to?) In actuality, none of the Eagles players knelt during the National Anthem last year.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Trump Administration.

BILL

Thursday, June 7, 2018

If you're marching but not VOTING...

…. News Alert: You might as well stop marching. It’s not going to do any good.

BILL

Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Offense With No Defense

One of the people Trump pardoned for “having been treated very unfairly” - Dinesh D’Souza – not only pleaded guilty to the charges, but his attorney stated: “We have no defense, Your Honor.”

(Ladies and gentlemen, the Trump Administration.)

BILL

Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Keeping Up With The Kardashians: White House Connection

How can one’s eyes not roll when Trump claims to not have time to meet Robert Mueller to discuss Russian interference in the 2016 election, you know, our democracy, but does have time for Kim Kardashian, with whom he met last Wednesday?

Ladies and gentlemen, the Trump Administration.

BILL

Monday, June 4, 2018

Call me crazy, but...

… I think the president killed Melania, buried her in the backyard (thus the recent… ahem… “sinkhole” on the White House lawn), coopted her Twitter account to send messages and make her appear alive, and has promulgated the notion that he can pardon himself for the inevitable murder charges certain to follow.

Maybe it’s me.

BILL