I’m positive Trump is a coward. The two clues, the second always the more telling. Number one: get out of harm’s way. (See “Vietnam, Heel Spurs.”) Number Two: once out of harm’s way, play the badass whenever possible. Endless examples, the latest being telling cops to rough up suspects, the definition of the word “suspect” eluding the “really, really smart guy.”
(L&G, TTA.)
BILL
Monday, July 31, 2017
Friday, July 28, 2017
Thursday, July 27, 2017
The Day I Get to Second Base
I’m seeking to obtain the naming rights to second base at Dodger Stadium. Soon you might actually get to hear: “Wilson edging away from first. He’s a sneaky one that Wilson. Diego gives him a glance. Here’s the pitch—and there he goes!! Taylor with the throw to Perez but that fleet of foot Wilson is safe at the Bill Bekkala second base!”
BILL
BILL
Wednesday, July 26, 2017
Why Does The Magician Have Hot Assistants?
The same reason a president – out of the blue - declares his opposition to transgenders serving in the military.
Distraction.
(L&G, TTA.)
BILL
Distraction.
(L&G, TTA.)
BILL
Tuesday, July 25, 2017
A Conversation With Jared Kushner:
Q: What else did you talk about?
A: Well, we talked about sports. And movies. And, oh, we walked about “Breaking Bad.”
Q: But you didn’t collude?
A: No!
Q: Did you meet with any Bolivians?
A: No.
Q: Did you meet with any Italians?
A: No. Just Russians. We like Russians.
Q: What else did you talk about?
A: Well, we talked about knitting. And show tunes. And, oh, we talked about that little guy on that show “Webster.”
Q: But you didn’t collude?
A: No!
Q: Did you meet with any Koreans?
A: No.
Q: Did you meet with any Vietnamese?
A: No. Just Russians. We like Russians.
Q: What else did you talk about?
A: Well, we talked about pastry chefs. And gourmet cooking. And, oh, we talked about Granny from “The Beverly Hillbillies.”
Q: But you didn’t collude?
A: No!
Q: Did you meet with any Canadians?
A: No.
Q: Did you meet with any Chileans?
A: No. Just Russians. We like Russians.
Q: What else did you talk about?
A: Well, we talked about Western cattle interests. And charcoal. And, oh, we talked about Tickle-Me-Elmo.
Q: But you didn’t collude?
A: No!
Q: Did you meet with any Albanians?
A: No.
Q: Did you meet with any Swedes?
A: No. Just Russians. We like Russians.
Q: But you didn’t collude?
A: No!
(You get the point.)
BILL
A: Well, we talked about sports. And movies. And, oh, we walked about “Breaking Bad.”
Q: But you didn’t collude?
A: No!
Q: Did you meet with any Bolivians?
A: No.
Q: Did you meet with any Italians?
A: No. Just Russians. We like Russians.
Q: What else did you talk about?
A: Well, we talked about knitting. And show tunes. And, oh, we talked about that little guy on that show “Webster.”
Q: But you didn’t collude?
A: No!
Q: Did you meet with any Koreans?
A: No.
Q: Did you meet with any Vietnamese?
A: No. Just Russians. We like Russians.
Q: What else did you talk about?
A: Well, we talked about pastry chefs. And gourmet cooking. And, oh, we talked about Granny from “The Beverly Hillbillies.”
Q: But you didn’t collude?
A: No!
Q: Did you meet with any Canadians?
A: No.
Q: Did you meet with any Chileans?
A: No. Just Russians. We like Russians.
Q: What else did you talk about?
A: Well, we talked about Western cattle interests. And charcoal. And, oh, we talked about Tickle-Me-Elmo.
Q: But you didn’t collude?
A: No!
Q: Did you meet with any Albanians?
A: No.
Q: Did you meet with any Swedes?
A: No. Just Russians. We like Russians.
Q: But you didn’t collude?
A: No!
(You get the point.)
BILL
Monday, July 24, 2017
Great Moments in Pouting
“It’s very sad that Republicans, even some that were carried over the line on my back, do very little to protect their President.”
L&G, TTA.
(And by the way, Mr. Really, Really Smart, that should have been “who were carried over the line.”)
BILL
L&G, TTA.
(And by the way, Mr. Really, Really Smart, that should have been “who were carried over the line.”)
BILL
Friday, July 21, 2017
Is That a Flying Broomstick I Smell?
Lawyering up, seeking potential conflicts of interest against those investigating you, looking into your pardon powers, tossing folks under the bus. That’s a lot of activity for a “witch hunt.”
L&G, TTA.
BILL
L&G, TTA.
BILL
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