Thursday, October 2, 2008

The Dirty Dozen Sixteen

Like many, I have mixed feelings re the posting of the Ten Commandments in a public domain. Like all men, however, I feel strongly that the sixteen line operational count-off from the film “The Dirty Dozen” SHOULD be posted in every men’s room stall. Allow me to refresh your memory:
One: down to the road block, we've just begun.
Two: the guards are through.
Three: the Major's men are on a spree.
Four: Major and Wladislaw go through the door.
Five: Pinkley stays out in the drive.
Six: the Major gives the rope a fix.
Seven: Wladislaw throws the hook to heaven.
Eight: Jiménez has got a date.
Nine: The other guys go up the line.
Ten: Sawyer and Gilpin are in the pen.
Eleven: Posey guards points five and seven.
Twelve: Wladislaw and the Major go down to delve.
Thirteen: Franko goes up without being seen.
Fourteen: Zero-hour, Jiménez cuts the cable, Franko cuts the phone.
Fifteen: Franko goes in where the others have been.
Sixteen: we all come out like it's Halloween!

BILL

No comments:

Post a Comment