Due to the high volume of telegrams and pitchfork-wielding protesters amassing outside our Jackson and Vicksburg stores, we are announcing today that all of our Mississippi locations will remain open. We are, however, discontinuing our 'Johnny Reb' Bib-Overalls line.
Thank you for your continued patronage and, remember y'all, there is a "reb" in "rube."
CEO
Rube Wear America
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