Joe Hazelwood, captain of the Exxon Valdez, whose comparatively puny 11 million gallons of oil foulled Alaskan shorelines in 1989, when asked what he thought of the current BP oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico: “Lemme tell ya, if I were any happier, I’d be Gary Condit on 9/11.”
BILL
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