Friday, January 7, 2011

A Smash Hit for Gwyneth

Nine years into having yet to be defeated by mightier U.S. forces, the Taliban announced today that they will invite actress – and recent country singer – Gwyneth Paltrow to perform live what they claim to be Afghanistan’s new theme song: “Country Strong.”

In the interest of maintaining spiritual purity however, immediately following her performance they will stone her to death.

BILL

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