A while back I told you of the depressed state of mind of most of my billionaire friends, none of whom seem able to put a dent in the problem of job creation. Sadly, one took his life just yesterday, leaving this note:
“What can I say? The billions of dollars, the court side seats at Laker games, the eight homes, the yachts, the supermodels, the fabulous food and drink, the travel to the world’s most beautiful vacation spots. None of these can dull the heartache that plagues my very being stemming from my inability to create jobs. I’m outta here.”
Bummer. I’m seriously worried about my other billionaire friends who, I fear, might partake in the same dark deed. I say we cut their taxes.
BILL
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