1) Are you hot?
2) Have you ever been described as hot?
3) Are you remotely offended or flattered if described by someone as hot?
4) Are you at least twenty years younger than our average male anchor?
5) Would you be opposed to co-anchoring with old, fat, bald males when you yourself look so hot?
6) Have you ever uttered the words: “I want to see the birth certificate?”
7) Would you be open to going blonde?
8) Is your physique “fair and balanced?”
9) Would you sue male co-anchors should they find themselves aroused by your hotness, knowing it is this quality in particular that helped you obtain your position here at Fox News? (Google former Fox producer “Andrea Mackris” should you require further information.)
10) Can you speak knowledgably on the issues of the day?
The correct answers are: 1) yes 2) yes 3) flattered 4) yes 5) no 6) Yes 7) Yes 8) Yes 9) No 10) This is a bonus question; we don’t really care that much.
You must score 90% or better in order to apply.
BILL (O’REILLY)
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