Wednesday, April 4, 2012

I'm Finally Debt Free!

I called my Miami loan shark “friend” Tobias, informing him that, at long last, I had the $10,000 he lent me. When I flew down there and he showed up, I shot him dead. When the cops arrived, I said we got into a fight – Tobias starting it (of course) - and I was merely “standing my ground.”

The end.

BILL

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