Tuesday, July 31, 2012

In My Ongoing Effort To Spend Eternity in Hell

Whenever I’m in doubt as to whether or not I should give money to a homeless person, I usually respond by saying: “Listen, friend, it’s not that I’m worried that if I give you this money you’ll use it to buy drugs. My fear is that if I do I may not have enough money to buy my own drugs.”

BILL

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