By now I can only conclude that Donald Trump has a crush on Barack Obama. I mean, we’re into fixation territory. (Hey, there was a lady in college I wrote and talked about all the time, so it takes one to know one. But I was 19 going on 14, so at least I had an excuse.)
So my advice to you, Donald, is this: just call The White House at (202) 456-1414, ask to speak to the President and – if by some miracle they put you through - say “Mr. President, I really like you. Could we like, maybe, you know, go out for a soda or something?”
BILL
Cc: Donald Trump
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