Not Sharpie

Have you noticed how, whenever Trump signs a document, he uses a fat black marker then holds the paper up like a proud six-year-old so everyone can see his name, after all, it’s all about him? (If that sounds unfair, recall that he himself said in 2015: “When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same. The temperament is not that different." So what say we hand him the keys to the nukes. What could possible go wrong?)

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