"Bill Hits a New Low, Even For Him" claims The NY Times

In light of the fact that, in the last fifteen years, two films (“Schindler’s List” and “Slumdog Millionaire”) have won the Academy Award for Best Picture, each containing a scene where a small child intentionally hurls himself into a vat of solid human waste, I have commenced work on my next screenplay: “Intestinal Fortitude: The Amazing Escapades of Lester Tulane, Septic Tank Repairman.”

BILL