Thursday, August 30, 2018

Imagine you're a drill sergeant who just won the lottery

I mean, how do you stay over-the-top impatient, ornery and insulting after you’ve won $58 million? “Down and give me fifty, maggot!! Did I say ‘maggot?’ Man, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it. Gimme… gimme three pushups, OK? That oughta do it. There you go. All right! Back in line now, fella. High five!”

BILL

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