No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

I once caught a puck at a hockey game. Born and bred of noble manners, I climbed over the glass, then slid my way out onto the ice in my Hush Puppies and said: “Excuse me, fellas, but I believe this belongs to you.” The cops at the station later said this was the funniest thing they’d ever heard and simply could not stop laughing.

BILL