Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Hurricane Names

If any one of the following hurricanes was headed my way, I’d pull up a lawn chair and fly a kite:
Alfie
Babs
Cletus
Dick
Enos
Fredo
Gomer
Hymie
Izzy
Jesus
Kelly
Lily
Mo
Norm
Opie
Prudence
Quigley
Ricky
Sissy
Timmy
Ulva
Vivien
Wally
X – (Sorry, I'm afraid of any hurricane starting with an X.)
Yogi
Zippie

If any one of THESE hurricanes was headed my way, I’d make out a will:
Attila
Barnabus
Constantine
Diablo
Euclid
Fidel
Guido
Hannibal
Ichabod
Judas
Karma
Lucius
Misery
Nero
Oswald
Pandora
Quentin
Rory
Sonny
Trinity
Ulysses
Vlad
Willard
X (See above.)
Yuma
Zachariah

BILL

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