It is said that even the caveman suffered from this dreaded affliction. Crude and barbaric, however, the cure was worse than the "disease" itself, the caveman's primitive “tools” being limited to – sadly -- the club.
A village elder, steeped in the ways of Neanderthal medicine, would inflict the “cure” upon the thinly-haired "patient," the wooden club landing solidly atop the cranium, the blow intended to spur the pattern of male hair growth along more traditional lines, preferably without killing the poor man.
Thus was born: the Hair Club for Men.
BILL
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