“Dere was dees farmer, and he had a very lovely daughter. She was so pretty you see. And one day a traveling salesman came along and said “My car has broken down. I would like to stay here for dee night. May I stay at your farm?”
Dee farmer, he say, “Yes, you may stay dee night but… (wagging finger) keep your hands off my lovely daughter.”
Dee sales mon agrees to not touch dee mon’s daughter, but dee next day, after dee tow truck feex hees car, when he leaves he waves to dee farmer and says “By dee way, I made love to your daughter.”
(Audience titters.)
No, don’t you see? He said he would not touch dee mon’s lovely daughter but instead he slept with dee farmer’s daughter.
(More titters. Befuddled, Andy tries to explain.)
You don’t get dee joke. Dee sales mon – remember? – remember he said – he PROMISED he would not touch dee farmer’s daughter, but instead he went to sleep with her. See? Don’t you get dee joke?
(Etc. etc. Trust me; it would be funny….)
BILL
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