Monday, September 14, 2009

Don't Go West, Young Man!

The time has come to enact “three strikes you’re out” legislation for jerks, similar to the one for career criminals. That is to say, if you have had to publicly apologize three or more times you can be officially deemed a “jerk.” (A committee could adjudicate matters wherein no apology was offered despite unquestionably egregious conduct.)

We could call it: Kanye’s Law.

BILL

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