Wednesday, September 2, 2009

"I'm Hearing Voices"

Ever notice when anyone “hears voices” it is never anything like “Go out and pick up the trash along the highway?” It tends to be more of the “Kill ‘em all! Kill ‘em ALLLLLL!!!!” variety.

The other thing is: even if they hear a voice, why do they always feel compelled to obey it? For example, I’m absolutely positive these people would pay no heed whatsoever to my voice if I walked up to them and uttered: “Hand me five bucks.”

Look, either I’m crazy or they are…

BILL

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