Driving home from a Christmas party around 3:00am up on Sunset Friday night I yelled this toward three women standing on the corner. One of them threw a brick at my car. Guess some folks just don’t have the holiday spirit.
BILL
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009
My Failed Business Venture
I am saddened to report the demise of my website: Pie-In-The-Facebook. It proved astoundingly unpopular and we are, in fact, mired in litigation. My deepest regrets to all who invested and to our super sales department.
BILL
BILL
Thursday, December 3, 2009
My Reality TV Audition
NBC called, asking that I audition for “The Biggest Loser.”
“But I don’t have a weight problem,” I replied.
“We know.”
BILL
“But I don’t have a weight problem,” I replied.
“We know.”
BILL
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