Thursday, May 26, 2011

Kids Say The Darndest Things!

My son came home from Bible study wondering if eternal hellfire awaits him should he not choose Jesus as his personal Lord and Savior.

“I guess it does, Cletus,” I responded.

A look of confusion overcame him. “What’s a ‘terrorist threat’ again?” he inquired.

God love him, I didn’t know what to say!

BILL

Monday, May 23, 2011

Among The Mottled Memories of My Youth...

… perhaps the bleakest is the excruciating pain I suffered the first time I played kick the can, five shattered toes losing their battle against cold, hard porcelain.

BILL

Monday, May 16, 2011

Granted I'm Not a Studio Head

… but I really think actor John Malkovich should have held out for a lot more money for his role in “Being John Malkovich.”

BILL