Much Like Global Warming Disputes...

… wherein some say the science is “not yet settled,” nor is it with regards to the earth being round, the Flat Earth Society still actively disputing the notion of the blue and green orb floating through space that we call home actually being an orb. This being so, I believe – in fairness - we should henceforth cease using the word “globe” since this remains a viable point of contention. Or, if I were employed by FOX News, I would assert that “this subject, upon which not everyone agrees, requires further study.”

BILL

The Play Title's The Thing

It is a little known fact that Eugene O’Neill originally entitled his play “Hey, Everybody! Here Comes The Ice Cream Man! Yayyyyyyyy!!!!” but, attempting to lend the work more gravitas, he changed it to “The Iceman Cometh.”

BILL

You'll Thank Me One Day

Never go bungee-jumping with people who are bad at math.

BILL

In Helping a Coworker Carry a Box...

… I started singing “I’ll never be your beast of burden.” To which she responded: Though you are a jackass.

BILL

A Nose for The Theatre

Shown in makeup, former President Bill Clinton prepares for a scene as “Pinnochio” with actor Morgan Freeman, the latter playing the woodworker Geppetto. The play, opening December 14 on Broadway, marks Clinton’s first foray into acting since testifying “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.”

BILL

Now THAT'S Tragic

“Slumdog Millionaire” actress Freida Pinto has evidently fallen madly in love with a man whose last name is “Beenz” and, yes, a wedding date has been set.

BILL