I Once Auditioned To Be a Harlem Globetrotter

I suppose it goes without saying that I failed the audition, for many reasons, but – in point of fact – the audition tape itself, I can assure you, is funnier than anything the Globetrotters ever did on the hardwood.

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Which Phrase Leaps Out When You Think of The Word: Toronto ???

A Maple Leafs
B Blue Jays
C 's Crack Smoking Mayor

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It's True! "Third Time's The Charm

And I must say: I’m enjoying this divorce much more than the previous two.

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Wake Up Little Phillie

Despite the passage of the years, my favorite recording act remains The Everly Brother.

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Sundance's Film Fast Failed

With a box office return of only $5.9 million, who would have thought the title to Robert Redford’s “All Is Lost” referred to its budget?

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Look For Me At This Year's Super Bowl!

In the end zone seats during field goals holding a sign reading: “John: U O Me $316.”

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I've Been Told By Many That I'm a Moden Day Ben Franklin

We’re both funny, overweight, horny and have first names that start with the letter “B.”

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