If James Taylor wrote 1977's "Your Smiling Face" Today:

“Whenever I see your smiling face
I have to smile myself
Because I appreciate our positive and rewarding relationship, one based on mutual respect, concern and sensitivity to the feelings of the other party.
Yes, I do.”

BILL

About Last Night

Went to CVS and picked up some syringes for my diabetic cat and a 12-pack of PBR for me.

(There’s a joke in there somewhere.)

BILL

The Lecter Circuit

I like to call up random women in the dark of night and when they pick up say in a voice akin to a blade sliding over silk: “Hello, Clarice.”

(OK, I’ve never done that.)

BILL

I Find The Disingenuousness a Little... Slippery

While I might agree with the cause, when a crowd chants “No Justice, No Peace!” I wish they would be a little bit more honest and chant what they really mean: “No Guilty Verdict, No Peace!”

BILL

Austin Power

I think I speak for most Americans when I say the time has clearly come for us to cease admitting white males into our country. They’re mass shooters and bombers. Some of them are good people I assume.

BILL

A Reed in The Wind

With the kaleidoscope of ever-changing opinions emanating from the child inhabiting the White House, it is now widely viewed that a pattern has emerged, that being he tends to embrace the position of the last person to whom he has spoken on the topic.

Now that's leadership!

BILL

Marx Bothers

Nothing illustrates the incontestable supremacy of capitalism better than the way an innocent child’s face sinks to near oblivion upon being tasked with reading the seminal work of Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, The Communist Manifesto.

BILL