Pick Your Poison

I love how Trump says he “thrives on chaos” – code for “incompetence” spun as “chaos” - a quality one would view with abject horror with regards to say: the heart surgeon operating on your one-year old, an air traffic controller, a plumber, a pharmacist, etc.

Yet the rubes applaud this man’s numbskull approach to his job during a little thing I like to call “the nuclear age.” (Which is why I call them “rubes.”)

Ladies and gentlemen, the Trump Administration.

BILL

It's Always Somethin'

Roseanne (Roseannadanna) - that was an age test by the way - blames her racist tweet on Ambien. Sorry, dear, it doesn’t work that way. The drug merely revealed who you really are. You could pollute me on just about anything and I wouldn’t praise Hitler. The bully child you voted for might, but not me.

BILL

I'm So Stupid

Spotted Elvis this weekend, then realized it was merely an 83-year old man.

BILL

Cluelessness, Thy Name is Trump

Tuesday, Trump extemporaneously downplayed the significance of the midterm elections, departing from the script by asking who wrote what he had just said re how important it is to vote in 2018. This indicates two things, each equally embarrassing. One, Trump evidently reads whatever scrolls before him. And two, he just weakened his hand by increasing the probability that the Democrats will retake the House of Representatives come November. Bear in mind, this is a man who – having both a Republican House and Senate – has failed to get much of any legislation passed, save for those massive tax cuts for himself and other rich folk.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Trump Administration.

BILL

Richard N. Goodwin died

He wrote a speech by Robert F. Kennedy that included these words:

"It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped each time a man stands up for an ideal or acts to improve the lot of others or strikes out against injustice he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest wall of oppression and resistance."

BILL

Get The Lead Out

When I was a kid, dead batteries were simply chucked into landfills. Over the decades they corroded and all that lead has descended into the water table. Now you throw a stick in any direction you have a pretty good chance of hitting a kid with autism. (Connection maybe?)

BILL

Fun Fact:

More high school students have been killed in mass shootings this year than American military killed in our current foreign wars.

Wellllllllllllll, all I have to say to that is: “USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!!

BILL