Thursday, December 27, 2012

Prison Break You Say??? Sheet!!!

During my days at Folsom, my cellmate Biff managed to pry open the window bars, allowing us sufficient space to squeeze out of our cells, freedom a mere thirty feet down. “Now all we need are some sheets,” he said.

“How many will we need?” I asked.

“I figure four at least.”

“God, you’re stupid,” I replied. “That’s not gonna be enough padding for us to jump onto.”

BILL

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