SPECK OF GOO

Speck of goo, speck of goo
Know these words I say are true.
Speck of goo, speck of goo
From day one how I love you.

Deep inside your mother’s womb
Hours old your life now blooms.
Male seed has hit the shore.
You’re now life forever more.

Speck of goo, speck of goo
Know these words I say are true.
Speck of goo, speck of goo
From day one how I love you.

Though booger-sized you’re from above
And so I pledge nine months of love.
I’ll yell at sluts with bullhorn cries
And pray that Roe v. Wade soon dies.

Speck of goo, speck of goo
Know these words I say are true.
Speck of goo, speck of goo
From day one how I love you.

The Lone Star state we love the best.
These men have sworn to never rest
Until the sluts we so despise
Are dead and gone and caked in flies.

Speck of goo, speck of goo
Know these words I say are true.
Speck of goo, speck of goo
From day one how I love you.

In nine months you’ll learn your worth,
Upon the day your Mom gives birth,
I’ll speak these words and make you cry:
“You’re goo no more, fuck off and die.”


William P. Bekkala
July 2013