Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Three Solutions In Search of a Problem

Inspired by North Carolina’s Republican governor recently signing into law legislation intended to ban already illegal voter fraud (when no such problems exist) and the GOP’s ongoing efforts to prevent Sharia law (less likely to occur than finding Jimmy Hoffa), I have started a petition to ban Martian law. I’m sure – no matter one’s political stripe – that none of us would ever want to find ourselves under the tyrannical jackboot of Martians. So let’s cut the little green men off at the pass with preemptive legislation. Who’s with me?!

BILL

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