Why I Wasn't Admitted Into Harvard Law

Having aced out at Michigan’s Pelkie University back in the day, I was asked at my interview how I felt about pro-bono work. “Pro-Bono?!” I shouted. “He doesn’t need me! He’s a singer, record producer, songwriter. Look! Maybe, maybe Cher but never Sonny!”

One of the many reasons I do the mail.

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