With Obamacare signups now numbering eight million, I think we can all appreciate the slippery slope upon which we are descending, i.e. the inevitable day of our internment within a socialist gulag. This being so, I have compiled a list of household items I believe can be successfully hidden up one’s rectum without fence-line guard discovery come the arrival of that dreaded day:
Matches
Thimbles
Rings (no diamonds please)
Binder Clips
Crayons
Small compasses
White Out
Jimmy Dean sausage
I am pleased to report that I personally succeeded in lodging each of the above for a 24-hour duration with little or no discomfort or trouble in passing. (Not all at once of course. Heh-heh…)
Just trying to help.
BILL (On vacation till 5/12/14...)
Twitter: @BillBekkala
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