Try This Some Time

Whenever someone says “Ain’t that the truth?” respond: “Well, the truth – hazy conclusion though it oftentimes can be – is, in fact, relative, depending to a large extent upon the perceptions, experiences and, yes, biases of the individual passing judgment at whatever particular moment. Now, as to your specific query, I suppose, yes, in this limited instance and since I was the one declaring the original supposition to which you responded in the affirmative, it truly is, indeed, the truth.”

I do this, and you should see the looks get.

BILL