Take The "Renounce Seismic Retrofitting Challenge!"

In my never-ending zeal to slice the throat of what I deem “intrusive, regulation-obsessed big government,” I am urging friend and foe alike – OK, mostly foes – to take the “Renounce Seismic Retrofitting Challenge.” You know what I’m talking about. Those noisome seismic engineers claiming to prevent future loss of life by shackling property owners with the burden of rendering structures somewhat less prone to, well, completely crumbling during a severe earthquake. You get the point.

Anyway, there is a hilarious YouTube clip of my pal Freddie Flatnow taking the “Renounce Seismic Retrofitting Challenge,” wherein he sat cross-legged on the lawn and we dumped a nine-hundred pound sack of cinder blocks on his head. I’m telling you it was hysterical! Even the coroner guys couldn’t help but laugh at the video.

Check it out on YouTube at “Our-Crush-On-Freddie-RIP.”

BILL

Twitter: @BillBekkala