TRUMP: Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. You know what I’m going to do as soon as I’m president?
TRUMP FAN: What?
TRUMP: I am going to fuck your mother right up the ass. That’s what I’m going to do.
TRUMP FAN: Hey, I like your style. You’re a straight shooter!
TRUMP: Straight shooter? You don’t know the half of it. My cock is going to be a straight shooter when I cum up that bitch's ass. How’s that sound?
TRUMP FAN: That’s the kind of talk I LIKE to hear! None of that political crap we get from all those weak-kneed politicians.
TRUMP: And another thing you oughtta know, your mother is going to be screaming because I am huuuuuuuuuuuuge.
TRUMP FAN: You sure ain’t politically correct, are you?
TRUMP: The only thing I do correct is make deals and fuck. And your mother? She’s gonna get the best of both worlds. One sweet deal from me. And guess what I’m gonna do when I’m done fucking her up the ass?
TRUMP FAN: Do tell!
TRUMP: I’m gonna pull out of her like Obama from Iraq and cum all over your mother’s backside. How’s that sound? She is gonna be so covered in cum she’s gonna look like a New Orleans wedding cake in August.
TRUMP FAN: Now THAT’S the kind of straight shooting talk I like to hear. You got my vote, Donald.
TRUMP: Call me “Mr. Trump.”
TRUMP FAN: Yes, sir, Mr. Trump!
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