Thursday, June 23, 2016

Little Donnie's Greatest Hits

No one reads the bible more than me.

No one respects women more than me.

I have the best words.

Nobody knows the tax code better than I do. OK. I know it better. I’m the king of the tax code.

I will be so good at the military, your head will spin.

I don't want to have guns in classrooms, although in some cases teachers should have guns in classrooms, frankly.

I consult myself on foreign policy.

If we don’t get tough we’re not going to have our country anymore. There will be nothing- absolutely nothing – left.

I am the least racist person that you’ve ever seen.

(Jeez, when I read these I can start to see why people want this man to be leader of the free world…)

BILL


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