So pathetic to watch this “forgetful,” doddering old man playing the bumpkin card against Kamala Harris, paddddddddddddding his answers to run out the clock, knowing the limited time she has to question him.
HARRIS: What’s your name?
SESSIONS: Well, it’s funny that you should ask, because I go by Jeffrey Sessions, legally, but if you shoot pool with me down at Dudley’s Pool Hall and Card Club on Yokel Avenue, the fellas just call me Jeff. Now, true, I do gravitate toward informality as often as possible – you know, it eases the tension a bit I think – but for the purposes of this formal arena, I would say, my legal name, i.e. the name given to me at birth by my loving parents and as listed on my birth certificate, which of course is Jeffrey Sessions.
(Ladies and gentlemen, the Trump Administration.)
BILL
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