Q: What else did you talk about?
A: Well, we talked about sports. And movies. And, oh, we walked about “Breaking Bad.”
Q: But you didn’t collude?
A: No!
Q: Did you meet with any Bolivians?
A: No.
Q: Did you meet with any Italians?
A: No. Just Russians. We like Russians.
Q: What else did you talk about?
A: Well, we talked about knitting. And show tunes. And, oh, we talked about that little guy on that show “Webster.”
Q: But you didn’t collude?
A: No!
Q: Did you meet with any Koreans?
A: No.
Q: Did you meet with any Vietnamese?
A: No. Just Russians. We like Russians.
Q: What else did you talk about?
A: Well, we talked about pastry chefs. And gourmet cooking. And, oh, we talked about Granny from “The Beverly Hillbillies.”
Q: But you didn’t collude?
A: No!
Q: Did you meet with any Canadians?
A: No.
Q: Did you meet with any Chileans?
A: No. Just Russians. We like Russians.
Q: What else did you talk about?
A: Well, we talked about Western cattle interests. And charcoal. And, oh, we talked about Tickle-Me-Elmo.
Q: But you didn’t collude?
A: No!
Q: Did you meet with any Albanians?
A: No.
Q: Did you meet with any Swedes?
A: No. Just Russians. We like Russians.
Q: But you didn’t collude?
A: No!
(You get the point.)
BILL
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