Friday, August 4, 2017

Double Trouble

Early on during the Civil War, Union Generals Ulysses S. Grant and William T. Sherman were derided by the majority of the American press as a drunk and lunatic, respectively. While I’m no military historian, they are probably the two key reasons why I don’t know the words to “Dixie” by heart.

Being both a drunk and a lunatic, I feel my chances for success are double.

BILL

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