I One Told My Ex, Zelda:

“You’re my northern star: a round, dim orb in a fixed position millions of miles away.”

BILL

My Dad Grew Up On Tunnel Street and Became a Mining Engineer

Sadly, I grew up on Putz Lane.

BILL

Question Re "Latte"-Gate

If – as some say - the President wanted to disrespect soldiers, why did he salute at all?

BILL

"The Day Reagan Was Shot"

Caught this 2001 film recently and, I must say, the President was portrayed as nothing short of heroic. After being shot, he nevertheless refuses a gurney, staggers upright into the hospital, acknowledging those around him, cracking self-deprecating jokes and downplaying the severity of what was, in fact, an extremely dangerously positioned bullet, so much so that the Secret Serviceman who vetoed plans to have Reagan driven to the White House, was told by the ER physician that Reagan would have been dead by then.

The bottom line, however, is this. Seeing how this film was made by Hollywood liberals, I can only assume the aforementioned were all shameless lies and that Reagan did, in fact, set a new gold standard for craven cowardice on that day back in 1981.

BILL

Twitter: @BillBekkala

My Thoughts on ISIS

Seriously, I think every religious person who quite rightly abhors these barbarians should raise his or her hand and say, “You know, I have to take some of the blame for these atrocities as well, for, just like ISIS, I too make a daily practice of seeking wisdom from a book thousands of years old that was cobbled together by women-hating desert-dwellers who believed in sea serpents and thought if someone sailed too far in any one direction they would fall off the edge of the earth. They’re just a little more consistent in their numbskull beliefs and, yes, far more sincere than I.”

BILL

Just Keep Talking, Rush. You're Doing GREAT!

NEWS ITEM: Radio host Rush Limbaugh suggested on Monday that President Barack Obama is refusing to divert flights from Ebola-infected countries and close down America’s borders because he believes that the nation “deserves” to be infected with the virus given its history of perpetuating slavery.

EDITORIAL: Don’t really think we need one, do we?

BILL

Paul Revere Died

The Raiders are pretty much finished, too.

BILL