Tuesday, June 11, 2013

The Sweetest Taboo

Whenever I reach into someone’s candy jar, I say: “Well, one more Kit-Kat Bar (for example) never killed a man,” justifying my eating it. Today I reached into a jar of Life Savers and said the same thing before realizing: “Hey! It can’t kill me. It’s a life saver!”

BILL

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