"Go Down" (On Second Thought "Get Down!")

Granted, I can’t actually prove this theory but I believe that if you piped in Gilbert O’Sullivan’s 1973 hit “Get Down” along the sidewalks of the Golden Gate Bridge, the suicide rate would, yes, plummet. Someone was quick to remind me, however, that if one mistakenly played the same singer’s “Alone Again (Naturally)” the aforementioned suicide rate would likely triple.

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