Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Lord Dunce More

Call me crazy but I can’t help thinking that every child ever forced to wear a dunce cap later became a serial killer.

(I wore the DUNCE cap several times and each time it was plopped upon my head I would grab my top hat and cane and break out into song, dancing about the classroom like Fred Astaire, thinking as I did that the cap read “DANCE” and thus proving the soundness of my teacher’s decision.)

BILL

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