Tuesday, June 10, 2014

An Open Letter to the Media:

Unless the body count exceeds twenty, please stop pestering me with your noisome rampage killing stories (Isla Vista, Seattle Pacific, Las Vegas, etc.). They are so 1995. Besides, it distracts me from keeping up with the Kardashians.

BILL

PS: Oh! (Almost forgot.) USA!! USA!! USA!!!


Twitter: @BillBekkala

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