Open Mouth Advocates I Beseech Thee!

Inspired by the actions of the Open Carry advocates who assert that – in their words: “A Right Unexercised is a Right Lost” - might I ask each of you when at a fast food restaurant and some of these rubes come in, after they place their order and set their assault rifle on the booth seat beside them, walk up to them and exercise your right to free speech by standing there and uttering the word “Guadalupe” repeatedly. Yes, I mean just stand proudly three feet away and – inspired by their example of exercising one’s constitutional rights – utter repeatedly:

“Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe! Guadalupe!”

Then hope they get the point that just because you can do something, it doesn’t mean you should do it….

BILL

Twitter: @BillBekkala