Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Of The Worst Kind of Idiot

The worst kind of idiot is not the idiot, per se, for we all – myself included - have our moments of idiocy. The worst kind of idiot is the idiot who thinks he’s really, really smart. (A digression: From time to time I am accused of thinking I’m really smart, despite the fact that I’ve never asserted this. Nor would I. In fact, I think I am of average intellect. I am, however, glib and quite opinionated and some confuse these with my thinking I’m really smart. Never forget, I do the mail at work.)

Now, as for who thinks he’s really, really smart? A few hints:

“I have the best words.”

“Nobody knows the tax code better than I do. OK. I know it better. I’m the king of the tax code.”

“I consult myself on foreign policy.”

“I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me.”

Resting my case…

BILL

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