Tuesday, December 31, 2013

The Gang That Shoots Straight

Hey, let’s admit it, we’re all getting a little bored with the news of American killing sprees, right? Am I right? I mean, James Oliver Huberty taking out 20 kids or so at Mickey D’s back in 84 was new and exciting at the time but now these types of stories are sooooooooooo 1992. Hey, media, we get it! We’re a violent, hate-filled society with folks who point fingers of blame at others for their problems instead of looking into a mirror right before going on their killing spree. (That’s right ghost of Christopher Dorner; I’m talking to you!) And boy do we love our guns! Am I right? Huh? Am I right? So, thank you, media, we get it. So now stop reporting these types of stories and get back to the stuff that truly matters to any thinking human being: “reality” TV.

BILL

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