The Things Of Which I'm Most Proud

I once dove through a plate glass window without injury.

I can tell you who won every Super Bowl game.

I have never during my adult life made my bed.

I’m wearing 25% of my footwear and 100% of my tie clips.

I made it to age 34 without having to tie a tie.

I have twice flown coast to coast without peeing.

I actually wrote this email.

BILL

PS – As a bonus I once inadvertently started a fight with a stuntman, but I’m not exactly proud of that…